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After receiving her acceptance letter for Princess Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns, young Applejack is excited to begin her studies, despite knowing nothing about magic. What she lacks in knowledge and skill, she makes up for with enthusiasm!
Alternate universe based on contrived coincidences and stupidity. Don't think about this one too hard.
6th place in the September 2014 Write-Off, "There is Magic in Everything."
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This looks ridiculously crazy... A masterpiece, I am certain!
I haven't read it yet, but coming from the author of Anthropology, it must be worth reading. I wish there was a Lyra face on here, but since there's not, I'll do AppleSACK! NOT JACK!!!
So, Twilight was really the pony doing all those spells but it just looked like Applejack did?
Funny!
Applejack goes to School for Gifted Unicorns?...
...
How the fuck does she even get in in the first place?!
This story does what it does very well. I admit, I'm not terribly fond of what it does, but stepping outside myself, there's a very funny comedy of errors here. It just happens to be one that asks the reader to accept a few dubious assertions. Still, thank you for it.
That was funny and fun to read! Great job!
So wait, does that mean that Applejack thought she was a unicorn then? 
Either way, this was a good story. 
I've read this before on a site... I just don't remember where...
I can't believe this story came in two places lower than mine. It's a travesty! This is gold! Even Titanium Dragon agreed! :D
6th place - didn't you submit this about 12 seconds ago?
Oh my gosh, this so funny. I loved it! I feel so bad for Twilight!
Trying so hard, and only making Applejack look good.
Very nice!
Ah, I see you understand how to get under Twilight's skin. Just hog Celestia's attention.
“Your… your horn…” Twilight stammered.
How in the world could an earth pony with a hat ever be mistaken for a unicorn, particularly when in such close proximity to the ever alert and brilliant Twilight Sparkle, even at this young age and green as grass.
(I loved it)
Sees that JasontheHuman has a new story. Isn't an Antropology two.
Alternate Ending: Princess Celestia finds out instead of Twilight and then immediately makes AJ an alicorn princess to avoid embarrassment.
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Hilarious!
5043865 This comment.
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Oh man, that would have been an awesome story ending
Wanna see the CMC do it!
5043251 You don't browse much, do you?
Heh, nice little story ya got here.
This is great! More!
That was awesome. I didn't stop smiling once while reading it. I'm pretty sure this has displace Anthropology as your Magnum Opus.
Greenthumbed!!
A masterpiece in all respects, but one thing bothered me; the first sentence.
"the first time she was in the big city, all by herself" It isn't, is it? She went to Manehatten alone as a filly. Was this set before that time?
But that's just a small error and the rest is wonderful.
Heh. Scootaloo's gonna cause a bit of a ruckus. She has wings. Assuming the school is still unobservant enough to not look under a hat for a horn...
I dunno...
The story is cute. But it makes AJ seem useless.
An' that ending was just so anticlimactic.
I'll thumbs up this story though since the writing was clear, despite its robotic and frigid tone.
PS -
To any willing authors who stumble onto my comment. Please write a story that roughly utilizes this story's idea. The potential of AJ in Magic School is endless! If done right, this is a goldmine.
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I thought the reason why was uncontrolled magic on Twilight's part and Applejack being luckiey. Another reason why Twilight does not talk to her.
As I more-or-less said about it in the contest, this story takes a simple, uncomplicated glee in its idiot-ball-passing, and I found that endearing. Nice job with this story, it definitely got a smile or three out of me.
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I'm pretty sure the implication is that this is what happened to Applejack instead of going to Manehattan, since she says she got her own cutie mark when she returned from Canterlot.
Aww, I was looking forward to Southern accented Spike for later on XD
Fine piece of work you've got here, if it was longer that payoff would have been even better
An enjoyable piece: simple, funny, and lighthearted. I was mildly disappointed at the abrupt ending though, I was hoping you'd keep going.
I would gladly read an extended version of this where, due to random luck, the truth never ends up coming to light.
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The Great and Powerful.... Applejack!!!
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Bahahahaha!!!
"Princess Celestia! This Applejack is an earth pony."
"Of course she is! Did you think I don't know the race of my subjects?"
"But then why did you let her continue at the school? And why did you make her your apprentice?"
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Also, I like how your ending reminds me of the one from "Rainbow Dash gets an extra hour in the ballpit," in which Rainbow decides to be a Wonderbolt... after getting an extra hour in the ballpit.
I laughed. This was great stuff!
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Clerical error.
this could be a 10 parter not even kidding.
This was just so cute
I hated everything about this book except the last 2 paragraphs
My desk is now bloody and my skull is cracked open. I hope you're happy.
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I don't think she knew what a unicorn was. Only that the letter told her she was one.
Still, hilarious! I enjoyed this one.
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I would have loved that.
5048024 If our esteemed writer here is down for a sequel, I will support that sentiment!
She got expelled? Man, you'd think an earth pony ahead of the unicorns in her magic class would get extra credit for that.
Racists!
5045167 OBJECTION!
Anthropology shall always be JasonTheHuman's best story!
If it wasn't for the ending... I would have just quit reading this... I was all "WHAT THE HECK?!?!?!" all over and over while reading this.
Never thought anyone would cast Applejack as Jerry Lewis......
MELVIN?!
So does this mean Nightmare Moon wins if Twi won't even talk to AJ?
For shame, Twilight!
One word only FUNNY that is all